From Left Field

Sometimes kids at the school say the craziest stuff. Must have been a Kindergartener or a 1st grader in the library the other day, and this is the conversation I hear as I'm working on a computer.

Kid: Who's that guy?
Librarian: He's the computer technician, he keeps the computers running.
Kid: But why does he have a beard?

I am not kidding, that was the line of questioning. The librarian went on saying something about how that's my choice, and the kid went on to talk about how some people wear fake beards and wigs, and one time he had a fake mustache.

This is the kind of stuff you wouldn't hear at a regular office job.